The Straight Poop:

• All-American Male - intact
  
• Born August 2005
• Approximately 70 lbs of pure love
• Blogging superstar: www.toaireisdivine.com & toaireisdivine.blogspot.com
• Lookin' for love
  

Turn-ons: Stray cats, beef ribs, birthday cake, kicking in the 4-wheel drive when running down hills at top speed, sticks

Turn-offs: Dog food, other intact male dogs, being left at home to "relax"

Hometown: Los Angeles, CA

Motto: Carpe sofa ("Seize the Sofa")


1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
4. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must never be yours.
6. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
7. If I saw it first, it's mine.
8. If you are playing with something else and put it down, it's mine.
9. If I am chewing something up, all of the pieces are mine.
10. If it used to be yours, get over it.
11. If it's broken, it's yours.


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